Tell me what you want what you really really want

This listing will sometimes be available, sometimes not. Basically, tell me what you want, pay what you want, and if I can do it, I'll do it! For example, use the text box to tell me you want:

• A copy of my Resist stamp so you can use it on your pottery
• You want certain rocks for free, but the listings for the grab bag or fan favorites box that's available for free every month won't work to communicate what you want.
• 20 Ornaments that say "I love America"
• Some 3d printed dohicky that you can think of, but don't have a printer to make it happen.
• A handful of piggy rocks (but you need them free because of finances at the moment)

Be prepared to have some email back and forth while I clarify what you're asking for and to ensure that I have the bandwidth to fill the order.

Here are the rules:

• Pay what you want. Yes really. Yes, free is fine (within reason). This listing will have $11 shipping by default, but the coupon code "COVERSHIPPING" will erase that out at checkout if you're not in a position to cover it.
• Please be as specific as you can be in your request. If you want some Quiet Donnie piggies, please specify which type you want, the pink or the blotchy. If you want ornaments but like round better than the shape I use, include the size you'd like them to be and if you care if it's a smooth circle versus scalloped edges. The more specific you make your request, the easier it is for me to get started. I really don't want to guess if my interpretation of your request is ok.
• Please expect 2-3 weeks before I can ship the order. Odds are this will be made to order and pottery is not produced quickly.
• Treat this as the cooperative effort it's intended to be. I'm not Amazon and I don't owe anybody anything. I will cancel the orders of anyone who treats me like I do.
• I reserve the right to say no and cancel the order. If I don't have time, or if the cost is way too high to produce the request, or if I just don't want to (I'm looking at you magas trying to get me to create messaging I'm not going to create), I'm not gonna do it. For those who chose to pay something in good faith, I will refund your order if I need to cancel it.
• Let's keep things reasonable. If you are ordering a massive amount and paying pennies for it, I'm going to assume you're selling my products as your own and will cancel any outstanding orders. I have an idea of what people can reasonably use up by participating in this project, including those who spread rocks around like confetti. If you're ordering well above that, I'll start asking questions.

And a special rule in case I get noticed by a certain spiteful demographic that my products are likely to piss off:

• By placing an order with me, you certify that you have no intention of being a pain in the ass and accept the consequences of being one if you are. If you place an order and pay a large amount, then try to cancel it for a refund once I've put a bunch of time and effort into it, I'm keeping your money. Consider it a "pain in the ass" restocking fee of 100%. I also reserve the right to tell all my followers and anyone you may be affiliated with about what you tried to pull.